September 6, 2016
Me: Happy Anniversary, Baby!
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September 2, 2016
Weight Watchers, Cocoa: I
Weight Watchers: So, we’re still on for dinner tonight, right?
Me: But of course! I’m a hit the gym, shower, and get right at chu.
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September 1, 2016
Gym: I, II, III
Gym: So, back to what I was saying before you distracted me – who was you talking to?
Me: Man, wha!
Gym: When you walked in here earlier, you were on the phone. Who. Was. She. Vince?
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August 23, 2016
Mah: Oh, Baby! We’re so proud a you!
Dad: Yeah, mane! Congrats on the job! Shole has been a long time coming. For real, Jack!
Me: Thanks, y’all! Preciate the party and everyone for coming out too!
Family: (Praise, applause, congratulations)!
Dad: Now, you can start paying me back summ a dat money you owe me, playa. HAHA.
Mah: Y’ain lying lol.
Me: You wild, dad. HAHA.
Dad: HAHA my ass! I’m laughing, but I’m serious, dou!
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August 22, 2016
Checking Account: Hello?
Me: Hey, what’s been going on witchu?
CA: Nothing much…
Me: I’m saying, I got your messages. What go you so down?
CA: Just sorting a few things out – got a lot pending right now, you know? It seems like things just don’t want to clear these days.
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August 21, 2016
Me: Sup ma!
Cocoa: Nada! Just missing Zaddy!
Me: I miss you too, baby. When I’m gone see you again?
Cocoa: When you wanna see me?
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August 19, 2016
Part: I, II
Me: Self, you killed it, today.
Me: Stay focused.
Gym: Looking good.
Gym: SO… who was she?
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August 18, 2016
Work: TAKE me home!
Me: Damn! But, we just got here?
Work: And, I’m retta go.
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August 17, 2016
Gym: (To Customer 1) Hi, welcome to Sport & Health! Can I scan your ID? (Beep!) Enjoy your workout!
Gym: (To Customer 2) Hey, welcome. (Beep!) Enjoy your workout!
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August 16, 2016
Me: Dammmn, that was good, baby!
Weight Watchers: Was it now?
Me: Yes, lawd!
Me: Top ten!
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