Gym, Part II

August 17, 2016

Part: I

Gym: (To Customer 1) Hi, welcome to Sport & Health!  Can I scan your ID?  (Beep!)  Enjoy your workout!

Gym: (To Customer 2) Hey, welcome. (Beep!)  Enjoy your workout!

Gym: (To Customer 3) Heyyyy!  (Beep!)  Enjoy!

Me: (Walking up to the counter)

Gym:

Me: #HeyBoo!

Gym:

Me: Oh, it’s like that?

Gym: Emph!

Me: Hey.  Look dou, I know I said I’d come through the other day, but…

Gym: Don’t emm try it.

Me: Nawl, for real.  I was getting ready to come this way, but summ came…

Gym:

Me: Pssht.  Whatever, man.

Me: Lemme see what this workout hitting on for tuh-day!

Me: What up, Tim?  I see you, boy and… Man… WTH!  Somebody come get Steve!  He doing weird shh again!

Me: Less gone ‘head and buss out this cardio right quick.

(Cue Spotify)

(5 minutes later)

(2 minutes later)

Me: Oh, they got Power!  Gone head Sport & Health.

Me: Damn, girl!

Me: Haha.  Yeah, yeah – don’t worry.  I’m cool.  The bike is better for my knees anyway. (Slurp)

Me: Bet, now its time for this work.

(Cue struggle)

Me: Man, why is this so hard?

Me: I know I used to be in here everyday, but still.  It’s only been two weeks.

Gym:

Trainer: Alright ladies, let’s hit the free weights.

Me: Ninety-eight-tah!

Me: Ninety-nine!

Me: One-hunnid!

Gym: #BoyBye!

Me: She always trippin..

Me: Damn, Susie when you start lifting like that?  Yeah, but you know what – I’ll be right back.

(Moves down 50 feet)

Me: Aye, Brit!  Yeah, I do a lil summ-summ.  Try ta get it in when I can.  What these – jus some 45s.

Gym:

 

To be continued…